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• One out of four people is a chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you.
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• You don't know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again you don't know the meaning of most words.
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• Are you free tonight, or will it cost me? I'm new in town, can you give me directions to your flat?
• Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born smart & handsome, but what the hell happend to you?
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• Today its cool to have small cars and small computers.Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too.then you my friend will be THE MAN!!
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• Hi, how do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized?
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• The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2.If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you?
• Dear God, thank you for making me healthy. Can you also make me sexy? If you can't make me sexy, please make all my friends fat. Amen.
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• If my head looks like yours, I'd shave my rear end and walked on my hands.
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• On the door of a toilet....Some people come here to sit and wonder, I come here to shit like thunder!
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