• Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele, Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he, Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw? bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu. Sender...Circuit Bhai.!
• Sharab bani to Maikhane bane..Husn bana tu Deewane bane.. kuch tu baat hao aapme, yu hi nahi pagal khane bane.. Ha Ha Ha!
• God ne tujhe bheja to bheja, lekin behja to aisa bheja ki behje main bheja hi nahi bheja, Ye mujhe kise ne bheja, isliye maine tujhe bheja!
• Aapke life mein mithas ho cadbury jaise, ronak ho nerolac paint jaise, mehak ho axe jaise, tazgi ho colgate jaise, aur tenssion free rehe huggies jaise!
• Kaise ho? maze me? tabiyat kasei? ungli me dard nahi na? aankh bhi ok? dimag thikane? Kaamal ha yar fir to SMS kar sakte ho!
• Palko pe apni baithaya hai tumhe, badi dino ke baad paya hai tumhe, aasani se nahi mile tum, National Zoological park se churaya hai tumhe:!
• Teri dosti ki roshni aisi hai ki har taraf ujala nazar ata hai... Sochta hun ghar ki bijli katva lu...Ajkal kambkhat bill bohat ata hai.!
• Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho. Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho,Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho, Bataoo Mera Chatri Kab Do ge!
• Laloo: 2 his P.A.: Itne khiladi kyun football ko laat mar rahe hai? P.A.: Goal kar ne k liye. Laloo: Susra, Ball to pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna gol karenge.!
• Khidki se deakho to raste pe koi nahi tha, Khidki se dekha to raste pe koi nahi tha, Raste pe ja ke dekha to khidki pe koinahi tha...
• Aaj, Raat, Thik, 12, Baje, Ke, Baad, 1, Bajega!
• LOng Time Ago.... Only idiots used.... to read my SMS And Today, The history continues...
• Doctor says to pathan: Appka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai? Pathan: Hoga zaror hoga; 25 saal se amara koon peeta aay..!
• Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.. When a person askied what he was doing.. He replied.. Oye! higher studies yaar...
• Whan i call u, 1 ring means i' m thinking of u, 2 rings means i like u, 3 rings means i'm missing u, 4 rings means i need u, 5 rings mean.. BEHRE PHONE UTHA!
• Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhi me, Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai me, Hume mat dhundo duniya ki bhid me, Hum milenge tumhe fir kisi, free SMS ki scheme me!
